Synopsis
Dyno Dino is a dark comedy about Dino Shivahn, a washed-up, disabled kleptomaniac who fills his days shoplifting novelty items, providing tech support to old ladies, and casually contemplating death, until a foul-mouthed teenage girl named Cherry shows up claiming to be his daughter and immediately refuses to leave.
Now stuck hiding an underage runaway from Child Protective Services (while barely keeping himself alive), Dino is dragged into a chaotic crash course in fatherhood that includes driving lessons he can't physically demonstrate, low-stakes crime sprees, karaoke meltdowns, and wildly inappropriate bonding moments.
Just as Dino starts to believe his life might actually have meaning, everything implodes when Cherry's lies catch up to them, sending Dino into one last, spectacularly ill-advised attempt at a real crime, because nothing says “personal growth” like robbing a bank in broad daylight.
Equal parts bleak and absurd, Dyno Dino finds humor in the rock bottom and asks the important question: what if the worst person to raise a kid is exactly who that kid needs?